Bernice The Disco Queef!

Meet the woman who cleared the dance floor… one breeze at a time. When the mirror ball spins and the bass drops, Bernice doesn’t just dance—she delive

Meet the woman who cleared the dance floor… one breeze at a time. When the mirror ball spins and the bass drops, Bernice doesn’t just dance—she delivers. Dressed in glitter, confidence, and questionable physics, Bernice becomes a disco legend the moment the music starts and the air responds. Bernice The Disco Queef! is a short, rhythmic, laugh-out-loud poem book packed with playful innuendo, absurd imagery, and classic disco energy. Told in bouncy rhyme and over-the-top style, this story celebrates fearless confidence, unapologetic fun, and the kind of dance floor chaos you never forget. Perfect for: Fans of naughty-but-clever humor Readers who enjoy silly poetry with adult wink-wink jokes Gift-givers looking for something unexpected, funny, and memorable Anyone who believes disco never truly died—it just escaped Written by Jack Hammer, known for turning everyday absurdity into bold, irreverent comedy, this book is short, punchy, and guaranteed to make you laugh (or at least snort). Warning: Contains adult humor, cheeky wordplay, and absolutely no shame. Turn the page. Drop the beat. Brace for the breeze. Bernice has entered the dance floor.

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